It never works out, except for mules or donkeys or burros or something, and it's mean if you don't speak their language. Consent is important. I saw a monkey fuck a frog.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 18, 2024 7:18 PM |
MYOB. My cat and I are very happy together.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 29, 2024 3:56 PM |
This is all true except for ONE THING — I had sex with a Komodo dragon once and it was my best fuck ever! 🔥🦎🔥
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 29, 2024 4:01 PM |
Tell that to my dog who's always trying to fuck my leg 😠
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 29, 2024 4:52 PM |
So what's allowed to fuck you, OP, since you're obviously 80% Neanderthal, and a tard at that?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 29, 2024 4:59 PM |
My uncle married a zebra.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 29, 2024 5:14 PM |
[quote] It never works out, except for mules or donkeys or burros or something,
I agree with the Op. Sex with donkey is Best sometime.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 29, 2024 5:22 PM |
[Quote] [R3] top or bottom?
How dare you—I am a total top with ALL lizards.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 29, 2024 7:47 PM |
If Zeus says swan fucking is good, it's good.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 29, 2024 7:52 PM |
Wait maybe I got that backwards
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 29, 2024 7:53 PM |
The sterile hybrid offspring of a male donkey and a female horse, characterized by long ears and a short mane.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 29, 2024 10:16 PM |
Do dogs ever really ejaculate when they are humping anything other than a female dog?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 29, 2024 10:40 PM |
There’s a difference between love and sex. I doubt those two have intercourse.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 29, 2024 10:46 PM |
R15 Baby when a tiger's in the mood there's not a lot you can do.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 29, 2024 11:50 PM |
Its all fun and games till the tiger "nips" a little too hard. Then it's lunch.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 30, 2024 12:01 PM |
[quote] Ligers are great
That’s great. I love animals.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 1, 2024 8:31 PM |
R20 Please don't fuck them.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 1, 2024 8:34 PM |
AS Emo Philips said: I have a love of animals that is almost illegal. Of course there is the Tom Lehrer line: He majored in animal husbandry, till they caught him at it one day.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 1, 2024 10:30 PM |
oh please. the rhinos love it.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2024 10:44 PM |
This is what you get when a monkey fucks a frog.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 1, 2024 11:13 PM |
OP? Whatever made you think about this?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 1, 2024 11:54 PM |
R26 I just think it's wrong. You think it's OK?
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 2, 2024 12:39 PM |
A habit obscene and unsavoury/ holds the Bishop of essex in slavery./ With maniacal howls/ He deflowers young owls/Which he keeps in an underground aviary.
But the prior of Dunstan St Just/Has an equally unholy lust./ He raped those young owls/(the bishop's prize fowls)/ And a little green lizard, what bust.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 2, 2024 4:57 PM |
But what if your sex partner just LOOKS like an animal?
Have you seen Grindr lately? It’s like the island of Dr. Moreau. Yikes!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 11, 2024 2:38 PM |
"It uses its strong arms and agile hands to climb like a monkey" [shudder]
Here it is rubbing its wax into its skin. Creepy and cute all at once.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 11, 2024 2:51 PM |
R33 I don't know whether to kill it or eat it.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 17, 2024 12:07 AM |
R31. My, how awkward for everyone involved…
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 17, 2024 12:28 AM |
I know Marge looks like a horse but that’s animal abuse!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 17, 2024 12:36 AM |
R36. More donkey-like…the teeth and all.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 17, 2024 12:38 AM |
R35 I'm not sure how discomposed that bull is.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 17, 2024 6:49 PM |
I see trannies are at it again.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 17, 2024 7:08 PM |
You no like when the dog go up in the man?
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 18, 2024 1:09 PM |
We are not taking advice from ass fuckers. You are the last group we want to be lectured by.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 18, 2024 1:29 PM |
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