Why I hate Chris Part B:
8. His faux outrage about the strippers - "It's like they were targeting me! 😩. Really? The strippers at a bachelor party were targeting the bachelor? It's an outrage I tell you! Asshole.
9. Also - acting like thin strippers were all about "changing him" - guess what douche? Many strippers are skinnier than the brides-to-be. Get over yourself.
10. Mike mentioned once again that Joy doesn't go out with them when they go out locally, nor does she accompany them on weekend trips (Tahoe). Douche replies that "that's not fun for her." Then he tells Mike that if he has to choose between friends and wife he'll choose the wife. Have fun carrying groceries up the stairs to sit on the couch for the rest of your life, Asshole. I'm sure you'll get breaks to wax your wife's legs or have her sit on you and squish you. And eventually you'll be in charge of rolling her over in bed to wipe her ass - fun times.
11. Of course I don't expect that to happen - I fully expect him to continue going out or away with friends while his wife sits at home with her cell phone nearby in case she needs help for another COLLAPSED LUNG while he's away.
12. His wedding vows: "I promise to care for you no matter what the circumstance." Swoon! 😄😄 😄 Poor Joy.
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