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Notification To All Staff Regarding Foul Language It has been brought to the atttention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to the complaints, this type of language will not be tolerated. However, we do realize the importance of staff being able to express their feelings

Notification To All Staff Regarding Foul Language 

 

It has been brought to the atttention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to the complaints, this type of language will not be tolerated. However, we do realize the importance of staff being able to express their feelings when communicating with other employees. With have compiled a list of acceptable responses and code phrases to allow for proper exchange of ideas. 

Old Phrases.                                                                       New Phrases 

No fvcking way.                                                           I'm fairly sure that's not feasible 

Your fvcking joking.                                                    Really? 

Who fvcking cares.                                                     Are you sure that's the problem 

No fvcker told me that.                                               I wasn't involved in that project

Eat sh#t and die.                                                         You don't say

Eat sh#t and die you motherfvcker.                          You don't say, Sir

He's a fvcking prick.                                                   He is somewhat intense

She's a ball busting bitch.                                          She's an aggressive go-getter

Kiss my arse.                                                                So you would like me to help you 

He hasn't got a fvcking clue.                                     He could do with more training 

This place is fvcked.                                                   We're a bit disorganized today 

What sort of fvckwit are you.                                    You're new here aren't you

Fvck off sh#t head.                                                    Well there you go now

You're a fvcking wanker.                                            You are my supervisor and I respect you

You're fvcking paranoid.                                             So you think we are talking about you

You're fvcking useless.                                               So you think you're not up to it

Fvck off                                                                         I'll look into it and get back to you

Fvck off dickhead.                                                       I no longer require your assistance 

How did you get this piece of sh#t to work.             Well done 

You fvcking loser.                                                         Gee, you're very fortunate 

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