Notification To All Staff Regarding Foul Language
It has been brought to the atttention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to the complaints, this type of language will not be tolerated. However, we do realize the importance of staff being able to express their feelings when communicating with other employees. With have compiled a list of acceptable responses and code phrases to allow for proper exchange of ideas.
Old Phrases. New Phrases
No fvcking way. I'm fairly sure that's not feasible
Your fvcking joking. Really?
Who fvcking cares. Are you sure that's the problem
No fvcker told me that. I wasn't involved in that project
Eat sh#t and die. You don't say
Eat sh#t and die you motherfvcker. You don't say, Sir
He's a fvcking prick. He is somewhat intense
She's a ball busting bitch. She's an aggressive go-getter
Kiss my arse. So you would like me to help you
He hasn't got a fvcking clue. He could do with more training
This place is fvcked. We're a bit disorganized today
What sort of fvckwit are you. You're new here aren't you
Fvck off sh#t head. Well there you go now
You're a fvcking wanker. You are my supervisor and I respect you
You're fvcking paranoid. So you think we are talking about you
You're fvcking useless. So you think you're not up to it
Fvck off I'll look into it and get back to you
Fvck off dickhead. I no longer require your assistance
How did you get this piece of sh#t to work. Well done
You fvcking loser. Gee, you're very fortunate
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