I'm the Donald Trump merch store she manages somewhere in rural West Virginia.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 28, 2024 1:17 PM |
I'm that 2016 dragon she's gonna be chasing for the rest of her sad, miserable life.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 26, 2024 9:02 PM |
I'm Dee's high-school graduation.
I didn't happen. Dee's not much for schoolin' an' books. 'Cept the Bible.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 26, 2024 9:05 PM |
I'm a job as a Las Vegas maid!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 26, 2024 9:14 PM |
Thank God Lara Logan has absolute PROOF that the Key Bridge collapse was TERRORISM!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 26, 2024 9:16 PM |
I'm the bleach-blonde hair and giant cubic zirconia jewelry.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 26, 2024 9:20 PM |
I'm the scar tissues from the 12 breast implant surgeries since 1997. I make mammograms difficult, but faking up an immune disorder that flares up when it's time to spend time with my step kids or do anything that doesn't involve sitting in my she cave closet/makeup room.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 26, 2024 9:34 PM |
I'm her ex's revenge porn that her new husband, the guy who inherited his grandpa's million dollar metal galvanizing business from jacks off to
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 26, 2024 9:45 PM |
I'm the Bobbie Brown number 17 way too dark lip liner to go with her Clinique Think Pink lipstick. To this day she thinks she's supporting the girl from Warrants Cherry Pie video
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 26, 2024 9:47 PM |
I'm the awkward pussy eating to Kimberly Guilfoyle. Why are all these phone cameras here?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 26, 2024 9:48 PM |
I'm feather boas. They're bringing me back ya'll!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 26, 2024 9:50 PM |
I'm the Milwaukees Best beer, Pall Mall cigarettes, dreamcatcher hanging in the kitchen window of the double wide, and the three arrests for domestic violence.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 26, 2024 9:53 PM |
I'm the the cliffhangers in the Jimmy Choos. And the too deep voice. And the butt sex eagerly suggested. No my name wasn't ever Christopher. It was always Christie
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 26, 2024 9:53 PM |
I’m squeezing 20lbs of potatoes into a 5lb sequined sack.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 26, 2024 10:04 PM |
I’m the lipstick on the pig.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 26, 2024 10:05 PM |
I'm the old pickup truck with a bumper sticker saying Trump won.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 26, 2024 10:05 PM |
I'm the Eagle 120 Menthol ultra-discount cigarettes she buys by the carton at the gas station.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 27, 2024 2:30 AM |
I'm Kim Davis, Miss Dee Plorable to all you elites. I got married but muh cunt got wet so ah fucked another dude behind mah husband's back and blew a bastard out muh cunt. The I diborced mah husband and married the guy I been fuckin'. But muh cunt got wet so ah fucked another dude behind mah husband's back and blew a bastard out muh cunt. The I diborced mah husband and married the guy I been fuckin'. But muh cunt got wet so ah fucked another dude behind mah husband's back and blew a bastard out muh cunt. The I diborced mah husband and married the guy I been fuckin'.
Who was the first guy.
A'hm against fags gettin' married, 'cause it's a sacrament, y'all.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 27, 2024 3:19 AM |
I'm the Trump/"God Bless The USA" Bible that will arrive in 4-6 weeks. I am a bargain at $60 (how much is your eternal salvation worth?)
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 27, 2024 3:48 AM |
Good job, r17. That was really vulgar.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 27, 2024 4:55 AM |
I'm Victory47. Top notes: hairspray, denture odor, makeup. Middle notes: dirty money, toilet cake and fabric softener sheets. Bottom notes: Ben Gay, b.o. and shit.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | March 27, 2024 8:07 AM |
I am the fake patriotism and even more fake Christian piety which will be proudly on display when ever a TV camera is within a five mile radius.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 27, 2024 8:17 AM |
R21 IS Candace Cameron Bure, coquettishly brandishing her bible for Dayspring whilst gyrating to a Lana Del Ray track.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 27, 2024 8:45 AM |
I'm the three abortions. She really doesn't think of me much except to thank God she doesn't have snot nosed from that abusive meth head she was with in her 20s. Plus that nice black she used to work with. Can you imagine?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 27, 2024 4:55 PM |
Dee admires Caitlyn Jenner only because CJ supports Trump and detests MtF trans athletes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | March 27, 2024 8:29 PM |
I'm the bedazzled MAGA hat with matching bedazzled American flag tank top.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 27, 2024 8:33 PM |
Dee listens intently to anti-abortion advocate Miss Marsha from Tennessee. Did she know: 3 abortions pregnant from 3 black guys in Mississippi?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 27, 2024 8:37 PM |
I’m FAAAAAATTT. And my hairstyle is from 1996.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 27, 2024 8:39 PM |
I'm Dee's husband, Andy, lying back and thinking of Barack.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 27, 2024 8:47 PM |
I’m Dee’s giant heap of credit card hock, and I just grew by $60 (plus shipping and handling) to finance the purchase the Trump-branded bible at r19
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 27, 2024 8:53 PM |
I'm the degree from the University of Facebook, where I do mah research!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 27, 2024 8:56 PM |
I'm Dee, waiting patiently by the mailbox for her stack of Trump Bibles and gold hightops to arrive.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 27, 2024 9:10 PM |
I wish death on everyone who does sit on the same pedestal I do.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 27, 2024 9:27 PM |
Doesnt* we can’t have disagreement EVER
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 27, 2024 9:27 PM |
I told my boyfriend we had to break up but that we could still be cousins.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 27, 2024 9:39 PM |
After attending a Trump rally, Nichole, my best friend, and I were so excited, we went back to her double-wide and scissored for over an hour.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 27, 2024 10:20 PM |
I want my face to be the real crime.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 28, 2024 12:53 AM |
I'm the fake LV purse, fake nails, halo wiglet, half a pound of makeup, padded Spanx over two pairs of pants hose and electric blue body con dress paired with 5 inch heels. I hate drag queens even though I brought a picture of Alyssa Edwards in for inspiration at my last bleaching treatment
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 28, 2024 1:17 PM |
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