S06.E07: Pretty Mess - Page 5 - The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Sorry, I hate the bickering and fighting that Andy evidently wants on this show. I used to think that, still do to some extent. Table flipping and wig pulling get ratings, that's why RHOA and RHNJ are still the top rated HW shows.

Sorry, I hate the bickering and fighting that Andy evidently wants on this show.

I used to think that, still do to some extent.  Table flipping and wig pulling get ratings, that's why RHOA and RHNJ are still the top rated HW shows.

However, when I really think about it, where it comes to RHBH?  BRAVO let Brandi and Kim go.

I think what Bravo WANTS is some sense of "real" in their highly paid "real" housewives.  They can't get viewers simply by watching them promote their products, or go shopping, or give fake charity teas, or make sandwiches for the kids.  People change the channel.

So what is "REAL" about these women?

Lipsa ignores her parents, posed for Playboy twice, has kept her twat groomer for years, and is probably married to a gay or bi guy, who WISELY exited stage left this season, her pals are Kardashians and many are directly related to the whole OJ debacle, which will rear it's ugly head next week apparently.

Erika Jayne Who knows?  She likes to do sex shows and married a rich old guy, you'd think something interesting would happen on screen with her, but so far she's so bland geriatric patients could eat her without stomach upset.  Hey!  Maybe that's why he married her!

Kyle  Again, OJ/Kardashian connection, husband may or may not visit transsexual hookers, has horrible relationships with her sisters, oh, and has a formerly famous drug addled older sister, and the Paris Hilton fame.

Lisa  She isn't controversial really, hasn't done sex shows, has been married to the same guy forever, has questionable taste in at least show friends, has a beautiful  house, and follows Bravo's orders trying to get the other wives to DO SOMETHING. 

Yolanda  Kind of brought it for a while, engaged with them all, showed her ass (figuratively) but now seems to be there to be mocked about her illness, possibly because they are hoping for dirt about the divorce?

Eileen  On paper she seemed great, used to cameras in her face, messy personal life in the past, but boring as hell as far as "story."  I don't think they want her to flip a table, but they want more "reality" than she's given, which is probably why Lisa was prompted to bring up her affair again, especially since we saw Vince and Eileen bickering for the past few episodes.

Edited because this posted twice, how weird.

Edited January 13, 2016 by Umbelina

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