Episode Notes:
Ah, the aptly named Shitten Bay…
Fraser keeps revealing what a small person he really is – dissing Rachel because she has “one job” feeding the primary, then dissing the primary about how she’s a “drama queen”. Really? Sheesh.
And speaking of Rachel – the woman has been a Saint, bending over backwards to puree *everything* so the “primary” can have the “same experience” as all the other guests. If it were me, I’d drop a chicken bouillon cube in some water, add some spices, and say “here’s your chicken breast shake”. Once she found the rhythm, Rachel demonstrates yet again her brilliance as a chef. Her absence from alcohol this season has made for less colourful appearances, but it makes me respect her as a chef professional extraordinaire.
Chelsea – I hate you. You win the post as most annoying charter guest so far this season. My only regret is that your lips weren’t wired shut as well as your jaw.
First Quote of the episode goes to Heather – “I’d rather scrub a bidet with my tongue than be leading this dinner service.”
Massive kudos to the crew for bringing and setting up a successful beach party. At least, I think so… we couldn’t hear it…
Rayna is Satan’s armpit. When this season first started I didn’t think I’d dislike anyone more than I disliked Heather, but Rayna has moved to the Number One spot very quickly. What a hateful, empty person. For someone who repeatedly says she’s “over” something and then churns up things like rancid butter, she’s just confirming the stereotype. Rayna doesn’t just have a chip on her shoulder – it’s a beacon. “That’s always how they make it out to be.” Well, it could be because it’s true. You are a vile person, and whining to others shows your true character.
At breakfast, Rachel is in the groove, serving the blended muck first. Again, were it me, I’d dump an egg or two into a Carnation Instant Breakfast.
Captain Lee’s aphorisms are making me more frustrated than a mosquito in a mannequin warehouse.
Fraser is really showing himself to be such a weasel. Dissing Heather one minute, hugging her the next – come on.
So again, normally no sympathy for Heather, but apparently she cut her foot/ankle pretty badly and had to carry on. Kudos for buggering on.
Chelsea: “I can taste everything in here.” Yeah, that’s because it’s BLENDED!
“Sally’s standing for you, Heather!” Good job – couldn’t get that piece of crap to stand while anyone was watching…
There was a time when I would have eviscerated Heather for being late for her shift, but because of all the nonsense evil Rayna brought on her – not gonna do it.
I never realized how short Eddie was until this episode when it showed him on the same ground with his deck crew. Almost makes his little girl spaz with the spider understandable. Almost.
The less said about the Jake/Rayne/Fraser 3-way the better – and we could certainly do without the Jake/Rayna porn. And did I mention: Rayna = evil.
Big Quote of the episode: “I’m just over it” – Rayna. Yeah, except you aren’t. And I wonder how many times we’ll hear about it the next episode.
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